It's our third annual LOVE ACTUALLY! A who's who of British people fall in and out of love during X-Mas set to a soundtrack that's equal to Garden State. Featuring [The Guy from Taken], [Bumbly British Man]. [Truman's Wife], Emma Thompson, [King's Speech], Mr. Bean, [Professor Snape] and several annoying children.
Unwritten by former Prime Minister Brooke Allen
Meet [REDACTED]. They'll make you laugh. They'll make you cry. They'll strip be demand to be called a dancer.
[SAVED BY THE BELL] just wanted to be a dancer in the beautiful city of Las Vegas. But she gets mixed up with some rotten apples like prick [TWIN PEAKS] and Gina Gershon. What's a runaway turned vegas dancer to do?
Unwritten by Goddess chorus line member Alisa Rosenthal